asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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me rn

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what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

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oozingovaries asked: OMFG SAME I WATCH DANCE MOMS AND I JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME BUT I CANT STOP??

like it’s stupid and infuriating and I hate Abby’s philosophy on performing more than I hate the idea of marrying a woman one day but it’s so entrancing u hate it when there’s marathons because if I even watch it for 5 seconds I’m stuck until it’s over

Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

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