Anonymous asked: Where did you pinch your nerve?

base of my neck, it’s definitely a pinched nerve for sure, the cause I’m not entirely sure of haha

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

actually think I pinched a nerve sucking dick lol

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So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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So i have this giant pencil right


I think we all know where this is going.


the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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but what are the perks of being a wallflower

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"It’s a good thing your mom isn’t here."

"Why? Mom likes protesting?"

"What? No, she loves chanting."

request (x)

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  • me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
  • me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.